Spam, spam, spam, spam …

spam

An ode to the scum of the earth.

I hate spam.

Not the lunch meat. Which is a fine and venerable product; and only semi-hazardous if consumed internally.

No, I mean the endless, mindless, pointless diarrhetic slough of junk email which pours its ugly ass into my accounts every minute of every day. So lets take a loathsome look at this bane on our online existence

First of all, these walking-talking buttplugs cast themselves as “direct marketers.” If the jerkwad who sends spam is in marketing, then Saddam Hussein just discovered the cure for cancer. […]

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